“I don’t like to eat fur.”
Ah summer vacation: pool parties, late nights, lightning bugs and an abundance of fresh produce. My Mom had peaches at her house because she knows Zach loves them. She asked […]
Red light, Green light
This actually just went down- in the front yard. Thankfully we didn’t cause any accidents- but we did get a few honks.
Get That Book Off of Your Weiner!
Every parent has the reply, retort or saying that comes out of their mouth in an almost “out of body” fashion. You SWEAR it wasn’t really you that said it- […]
REWIND: Chivalry is NOT Dead!
There’s no shortage of bathroom humor, noise or dirt in this house. Of course, they always keep me entertained. And while I work to make them good husbands one day- […]
ADD: Like a mullet inside your head
I can thank my Mom for “the family curse”. Of course, I can thank my Mom for LOTS of things (my stumpy legs to always knowing the right thing to […]
Texting with Zach
So this has been a new addition to my life… Zach has a cell phone. I never thought I’d be the parent that gave their 11 year old a cell […]
Ethan-ism: Bedhead
This is how he went to bed last night: THIS is how he justified it: E: It makes my hair lay down so I don’t get bedhead. Me: You’ve been […]
Here Goes Nothing
Ok, so for FAR too long I’ve had people telling me I should write a book. Or start a blog. And for that very long time I’ve told them the […]
My Life-isms 